Web Software Architecture and Engineering – Life on the Bleeding Edge

Today, I received this email from a recruiter. SO… MUCH… FAIL…

Things wrong:

  1. My name isn’t $first name$
  2. How did my resume end up in your database? I’ve been with the same employer for 9 years.
  3. Your clients is a global company? Wow? Do they outsource to China or something?
  4. “This division is a cloud based software application development company, building multi-tiered SaaS based web based Healthcare applications.” – using the word ‘based’ a little too much? What’s multi-tiered SaaS?
  5. “Lead a team of circa 8 Senior and Junior developers and QA staff.” ‘Circa’, really?
  6. When I clicked on your link, it looked like an old Geocities web site? Paw prints, really?
  7. “We are a highly professional and ethical firm”… sure…
  8. Your LinkedIn shows your vast experience working as a Courier for Fedex.
  9. Your unsubscribe link says I don’t have Javascript enabled. Nice excuse.

Hi $first name$

Your resume is in our database. Please let me know if you would be interested or if you can possibly recommend someone for one of the following full-time job opportunity in Irvine.

Our client is a global company. This division is a cloud based software application development company, building multi-tiered SaaS based web based Healthcare applications.

 

1.) Team Manager & Sr Developer Irvine – 4 year degree with 10 plus years experience. Lead a team of circa 8 Senior and Junior developers and QA staff. Experience with OO PHP, ColdFusion, HTML/CSS, JavaScript, WebServices (SOAP and RESTful), XML, JSON, and SVN version control software Understand of LAMP stack and PHP design standards- Salary 95k -110k plus excellent benefits!

2.) Sr Developer– Irvine – 4 year degree with 5 plus years experience. Experience with OO PHP, ColdFusion, HTML/CSS, JavaScript, WebServices (SOAP and RESTful), XML, JSON, and SVN version control softwareSalary 80k – 100k plus excellent benefits!

Open Positions: For full job descriptions visit www.techounds.com
If you are interested and feel you are a fit for one of the positions listed above, please e-mail me your updated resume.

About Us

TecHOUNDS is a full service Technology staffing firm. We are a highly professional and ethical firm that provides both permanent career and contract opportunities. We take great pride in finding the right career opportunities for IT Professionals like you. Our services are 100% employer paid.

If you are interested send your resume directly karl@techounds.com

Best Regards,

Karl Swierczek l Recruiter
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